Saturday 28 May 2016

Everyday, Anyday and Forever


Some of you may recognise this lady. She was born in 1746 and her name was Hannah Stilley. She is thought to be the oldest person ever caught on camera. The photograph was take in 1840 and she was to die shortly after.

To put her age into context she was born in the year of the Battle of Culloden, when the final Jacobite hopes of returning the Stuart dynasty to the British throne were crushed. The year that Samuel Johnson began to write his Dictionary of the English Language and the great painter Fransisco Goya was born.

So what.

She is an unremarkable person, who lived an unremarkable life and who just happened to be old when a new method of recording images was discovered (although the first photograph was taken in 1827, Louis Daguerrre developed the quicker, clearer process in 1837).

What I am saying is that she is a product of the randomness of events, but her story can serve as a way into history. History isn't a technical, factual process  - it is the story of people, individually or together who shape events, witness events, or have them effect their lives.

So what.

So - this can be the great strength of local museums. The many of the small towns of Britain haven''t shaped great events or witnessed great events, but have had their lives effected by change, have witnessed small events that can tell a story of greater things (e.g. industrial revolution). But collecting the past is easy, the events are known and the collecting can be focussed.

What is more difficult is collecting the 'now' for the future. In another 100 years what will museums have to tell the story of 'now'. There is so much to chose from, so much is offered - where do we start?

I have blogged before about the problems of collecting in a globalised and digital world. In a globalised, digital world, what is local? What is local is the population, the stories they can tell. In my town that story is as much Polish and Lithuanian, even though the clothes they wear and the 'phones they use are the same the world over. And our stores are full so we cant collect much anyway.

The answer is actually digital. Collect the stories. Collect the oral history. Collect the photographs. Make that part of what a museum does everyday. Then in 150 years an ordinary person can tell an ordinary story.

I am an extraordinary person, although the rest of the world doesn't realise it. But let me tell you it.

I was born just in time for the Cuban Mile Crisis, I went to infants school the year England Won the World Cup (that will never happen again and the sooner we realise it the better, so that we can learn to live with the disappointment). I was kept back a year in school the year man landed on the Moon. My junior school years coincided with the oil crisis, miners strike and the 3 day week. I went to secondary school the year Richard Nixon resigned because of the Watergate standard (little were we to know that we could then add the suffix -gate to something to indicate a scandal - thus the English language continues to grow).
And so it goes on:
I was in Liverpool when John Lennon was killed
I never believed the Berlin Wall could fall in my lifetime
I saw a 23 year old Kenneth Branagh perform Henry V at the RSC
I saw the events of 9/11 unfold live on TV
I voted in the election that resulted in the first coalition government since 1945.

And my story is as special and unique as 7 billion others on this planet

If we do nothing to personalise, collect and conserve at least some of these lives, to quote Roy Batty Bladerunner,

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain"

Thus in 2150 the grainy image of Frank Rason will stare back at some tyro curator who will be saying either, "who was this?" or ,"he's got a lot to answer for!" Whatever they say, I will have a story to tell about my time - everyday, any day and forever.





Saturday 21 May 2016

Museums - there's a word for it (part 2)

Last week I explored the meaning of new words that have been officially recognised by the Oxford Dictionary people. So in this blog I want to campaign for new additions to the dictionary of words that should, could and would be used in museums

Axcess - the murderous feeling engendered by being forced to let in non-traditional audiences to your museum

Curationation - the fashionable concept letting anyone who walks through the door to curate your next exhibition

Disposunable - the inability to get rid of unwanted objects from the collection due to outdated ethics considerations

Exhibosauricy - the demand from management that every new exhibition should include at least one dinosaur

Fundaymental - the state of mind of the education officer after running a week of family friendly  activities during the summer holidays

Grantliness - the reputation a museum has for exploiting grant funds to the max

Heritrage - righteous anger that another piece of the past is lost due to under-resourcing

Inflacollation - unsustainable museum collection policy

Storemforce - the unshakeable optimism by the curator that he/she will fit the new acquisition into the already overcrowded museum store

Voluntairasis - the incurable spread of volunteer dependent activity throughout the museum

Zoomoos - museums with a significant natural history collection



Saturday 14 May 2016

Unsustainable Growth in Collections - there's a word for it

The Oxford Dictionary Online is a store of over 600,000 words AND GROWING. Despite this large collection, they continue to bring new words into the store, and only a small proportion of these words go on display as they revise their dictionaries. As with museum collections, this growth is unsustainable, we must get rid of some words. For example getting rid of 'yes' will save me a lot of work and 'open' causes me a lot of trouble as well. However that is not the main theme of this blog. As with any museum our collections acquisition policy needs to be relevant and up to date. So here are some more recent additions to the Oxford dictionary store with their official (and museum) definitions.

1. Bling (n): Expensive, ostentatious clothing and jewellery usually the result of an excessive Heritage Lottery Grant for a museum.

2. Chillax (v): Calm down and relax. Usually needed after a KS2 visit from the local inner city school to your museum
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3. Crunk (adj): Very excited or full of energy. The KS2 visitors.
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4. D'oh (ex): Exclamation used to comment on a foolish or stupid action, especially one’s own. In reaction to allowing the KS2 school to visit.
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5. Droolworthy (adj): Extremely attractive or desirable. A common reaction to the latest Arts Council grant announcements
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6. Frankenfood (n): Genetically modified food. Usually sold in volunteer run museum cafes.
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7. Hater (n): A person who greatly dislikes a specified person or thing. a.k.a. Customer Services Manager
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8. Illiterati (n): People who are not well educated or well informed about a particular subject or sphere of activity. a.k.a museum exhibition consultants
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14. La-la Land (n): A fanciful state or dream world. Also, Los Angeles or any museum staff room
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15. Muggle (n): A person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill. (see 8)
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16. Noob (n): A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet. The average museum staff member, or volunteer
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17. Obvs (adv): Obviously. If you want complaints, use this in your latest exhibition interpretation
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18. OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.) but also means Out of Museum Grants
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19. Textspeak (n): Language regarded as characteristic of text messages, consisting of abbreviations, acronyms, initials, emoticons. (wut hpns win u write lyk dis.) (see 17)
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20. Truthiness (n): the quality of seeming or being felt to be true, even if not necessarily true. The average museum exhibition.
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35. Woot (ex): (Especially in electronic communication) Used to express elation, enthusiasm, or triumph. Rarely, if ever used in museums.

Sunday 8 May 2016

Born yesterday - 7th May - Josep Tito - mini blog

Marshal, Josep Tito was President of Yugoslavia from 1943 to 1980. Early in his presidency he wrote
in the Liberation magazine* title 'Our Optimism and Faith'. He was reflecting on the recently ended WWII, but he may as well have been referring to museums, and with the magic of the blog and some less than subtle editing it turns out he was.


"Our sacrifices are terrible. I can safely say that there is no other part of the cultural offer which has been devastated on a vaster scale than museums. Every tenth museum could perish in this struggle in which we are forced to make savings for our politicians; curators will freeze without clothing and die without medication.

Nevertheless our optimism and faith have proved justified. The greatest gain of this conflict between austerity and culture lies in the fact that it has drawn together everything that was good in humanity. The unity of the museums, galleries and heritage sites is the best guarantee to the peoples of the world that the mistakes of the past will never again be repeated."



*Page 3, United Committee of South-Slavonic Americans, 1945

Friday 6 May 2016

Don Quixote on Museums - are we tilting at windmills?

Don Quixote is Cervantes' masterpiece of folly published in 1605 (with a follow up 10 years later). Therefore absolutely appropriate research material for any museum professional. I have distilled the Don's relevant sagacity to save you lot doing it. Read, enjoy and learn. 
Author's changes have been placed in italics.

Exhibitions
“The truth may be stretched thin, but it never breaks, and it always surfaces above lies, as oil floats on water.”
“There is no exhibition so bad...that it does not have something good in it.”
“So it isn’t the masses who are to blame for demanding rubbish, but rather those who aren’t capable of providing them with anything else.”
Interpretive philosophy
“... truth, whose mother is history, who is the rival of time, depository of deeds, witness of the past, example and lesson to the present, and warning to the future.”
Museum Manager
“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
“... he who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is...”
“Truly I was born to be an example of misfortune, and a target at which the arrows of adversary are aimed.”
“Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief to it,”
Museum Cutbacks
"Thou hast seen nothing yet.”
Museum Forward Plans
“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!”

Think Long-term
“For neither good nor evil can last for ever; and so it follows that as evil has lasted a long time, good must now be close at hand.”
“Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief to it,”
Writing object labels 
“It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a historian: the poet can recount or sing about things not as they were, but as they should have been, and the historian must write about them not as they should have been, but as they were, without adding or subtracting anything from the truth.”
Desperate measures to increase income?
“Your grace, come back, Senor Don Quixote, I swear to God you're charging sheep !”
Dealing with senior management
“I’m a peaceful, mild, and quiet man, and I know how to conceal any insult because I have a wife and children to support and care for.”
Career choices
“What is more dangerous than to become a curator? Which is, as some say, an incurable and infectious disease.”
Finally...

Quickly improve staff morale
“I want you to see me naked and performing one or two dozen mad acts, which will take me less than half an hour.."