What's in a Name?

Since I began blogging, the Museum of Unreason has stimulated a tremendous lack of interest from the interneterati as to where Unreason might be. Since Google removed our website on the grounds of "an unnatural interest in car parking spaces" there are no directions available to the casual browser. I will now rectify this.

Unreason is one of those villages that foreigners laugh at as quaint but we accept as normal. Having been born Bare, schooled in a Box, had my first drink in Booze, embarrassed myself in Bottom Flash, crashed my first car in Dent, learnt everything I know about museum management in Great Cockup I now find myself in the glorious place of Unreason. I encourage you all to come and find peace here.

How to find Unreason

From the South
1. Firstly, accept that there is culture outside of London
2. Cease your Londoncentric thinking at Crouch End
3. Bear right and embrace the countryside while Hinton-in-the Hedges
4. Keep the doors locked when going through Dancing Dicks
5. Remain patient when at Loggerheads
6. Spin lightly through Frisby-on-the Wreake and Unreason is just a step away

From the East
1. Firstly, accept that a museum does not have a tractor on display to be defined as a museum
2. Before you go too far, stop and have a Good Easter
3. Take the Black Car road
4. Stay awake through Great Snoring
5. Count to ten when Seething
6. Wave at Mavis Enderby as you go by
7. When you've checked on Anton's Gout in the Wasps Nest you'll be in Unreason in no time

From the West
1. Firstly, get out of Clink
2. Get a supply of Hopton Wafers and toilet roll to avoid Scratchy Bottom when going through Shitterton and Loose Bottom
3. Catch forty winks when you Retire in the Land of Nod
4. Freshen up at Washaway
5. Don't be a postman in Dog Village
6. Avoid Dead Cow Point
7. Think before you speak at Wittering
8. When you see the Queen Camel in the road then you have reached a state of Unreason


From the North
1. Firstly, be prepared to leave Dull and Grimness behind you
2. Steer round the Hen Poo (I didn't so Pity Me)
3. If you find yourself in Quebec, don't worry you're on the right road
4. If the Boot fits all is well
5.  If you are lucky you'll be able to luxuriate in Plush
6. Then Rest and Be Thankful as you will have found Unreason

We look forward to seeing you all  shortly

If you like the Museum of Unreason why not campaign for new museums in
Box, Bunny, Booze and Buttock

but not in
Bell End, Brown Willy and Cockup Bottom