Latest news from around the movie museum world.
- There are rumours of a move for the Wizard of Oz museum so that it won't be in Kansas anymore.
- It is believed that the Cool Hand Luke museum is due to close because of its failure to communicate.
- The owner of the White Heat museum has fulfilled his mother's dying wish to build it in the Himalayas and was heard to say, "Made it Ma! Top of the World!"
- The new method to get donations at the free to enter the Jerry Maguire museum has the docents pursuing visitors around the displays shouting, "Show me the money"
- Sadly the Few Good Men museum has closed, the owner believes it is because the general public couldn't handle the truth.
- In order for the Jaws museum to expand its visitor numbers, its going to need a bigger boat.
- The Treasure of the Sierra Madre museum has abandoned its membership badge policy. As the Chair of the Friends Group so eloquently put it, "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
- I can confirm the new Graduate museum will be made entirely out of plastics
- The headline review of the Beyond the Forest museum - WHAT A DUMP!
- At last the new displays at the Poltergeist museum - they're here!
- In news from the HLF funded 1940s British Films museum, recent complaints about the Genevieve displays has made the curator wonder about the new visitors, "Are they Americans?" Furthermore, the I Know Where I'm Going section's concentration on growing a male only audience means they, "...haven't heard any intelligent female nonsense in months."
- Plans to extend the British Swinging Sixties Museum ended in disaster when they were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
- And finally, after the recent withdrawal of financial support for the Modern British Animation museum it is being forced to relocate. The director said, "Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese! Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese."
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