Showing posts with label Brexit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brexit. Show all posts

Saturday, 3 March 2018

Did Museums Cause Brexit?

Did museums cause Brexit? Or at least could we have predicted Brexit from our museums' output?

With the imminent withdrawal of the UK from the EU in 2019 (29th March for those wanting to plan a party or, alternatively a wake) and the latest speech from our beloved Prime Minister promoting a typically British compromise of a hard soft Brexit or a soft hard Brexit. Its a bit like a Jaffa Cake that is a week past its sell-by date and not particularly appetising for those wanting either a ginger snap or a buttermilk shortbread.

Who is to blame for this biscuit related mess? Well, museums of course. Let me explain.

As any historian will tell you there are long term causes and immediate ones. For example WWI was caused both by Franz Ferdinand's driver taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo in 1914 AND the emigration of the first homo sapiens out of Africa two million years ago. Obviously some events have a more direct impact than others, so which are the most important? The second point to make is that historians are always wrong. This is made obvious by the fact that no-one is blaming museums for Brexit (or thanking us if you are one of the majority). So here we go.

1. The Industrial Museum
I started work in museums in the 1980s and along with many others was made unemployed almost instantly as Britain changed beyond all recognition. Here's a few statistics. Two million jobs were lost in the first half of that decade, almost all in the north (94%). Obviously this was a long term trend and continued after the Thatcher years, but it was most acute 79-86 and in my view encouraged by the government that didn't seem to care about the consequences. All the new wealth created was concentrated in the south and east of the country. For us northerners our industrial identity (mining, shipbuilding, steel etc.) was removed in a heartbeat. What replaced it? Industrial heritage, industrial museums, living history was the answer for a society still grieving from loss. Worse still the audience for these places was not the same audience who were losing their jobs, their dignity and their identity. Well meaning attempts to engage with these audiences then collapsed after 2010 when museums had hard choices to make and outreach and educational activities were the first to be cut. To add insult to injury these middle class statements of loss were heavily funded by Europe.

2. The Heritage Centre. 
As museums we are keen to create safe spaces for debate and understanding the complexity of the world. Multiple perspectives, collaborative curation have reduced the certainty of what a museum is. Historians argue that museum exhibitions are bad history. Curators fire back that they are dealing with a different audience and having more impact than many historians. Primarily the audience deal with is the older person. We are an ageing population, both the audience and volunteers for museums are primarily older. Thus we are engaging them in our cleaned up organised past that they are already nostalgic about. Not just bad history, but an idealised past, a pre-European Union past, a whiter past, a past with less social disintegration. No wonder there is a belief that post Brexit there will be a return to a new world trading empire. Thus not only an idealised past but a nostalgic future. Lets call that the Boris Johnson approach


3. The Immigration Museum.
One of the key drivers of the Brexit vote was immigration. In 1994 the Labour Government opened up UK borders to the new members of the EU. The predicted 10,000 a year immigration was somewhat of an underestimate as immigrants in their hundreds of thousands came to these shores. Good immigration depends on gradual integration, acceptance and adjustment on both sides. It cannot be forced it has to happen organically. Big cities are more used to this and are set up to deal with it in terms of facilities and inhabitant psychology.  Other ares haven't had the chance to develop this mindset and the ongoing pressures on schools, NHS etc. see politicians find new scapegoats to blame and easy financial solutions to take back CONTROL. In this maelstrom what do museums do? Let go of control and send the message that we are all migrants and if we came together in safe spaces we would understand and all get on. A hippy message, a subtle message, an inclusive message, that lacked strength, passion and  purpose and most importantly an audience that wasn't listening. The inclusivity completely failed to give voice to the fear, anger and disorientation in many areas of the country which would be the starting point of rebuilding hope and self worth, before they were asked THAT question in June 2016.

4. The Battle of Britain Flight 
I had a dream that, when WWII disappears from living memory, our national obsession with it would fade with it. Having grown up with adults telling me that they fought in the war for me, with the expectation that I would be somehow grateful,  I looked forward to the day when I could tell the younger generation that I curated a museum on their behalf and would witness the sense of wonder and gratitude in their eyes. But...our obsession grows, war weekends are taking over the summer. Every museum feels it must address it in some way. I will relate an experience I had sitting in a pub when England played Germany at football. An England player badly fouled his opponent and there was a cheer and one rather emotional young man said, "That's for Hitler!'. Will we ever develop a grown up relationship with Germany? Or even the idea of Germany? Or will we be forever be morally superior and most importantly, separate.  Museums should make a difference, they should help us move on? Or in a new era of sustainability we subsume our ethics for the promotion of stereotypes and myths.

5. The Curation of Complacency
Any discussion I had pre Referendum, had a rhythm to it. It was going to be close but we would never leave. It was unthinkable. We have missed the fact that society is changing fast and we in museums are paddling fast, but are being swept away by a lack of economic sustainability and cultural relevancy. We have the same audience demographic that we had in the 1970s, but I have long since stopped riding my Raleigh Chopper bike, perhaps museums should do the same.








Sunday, 12 February 2017

Trumped I May be for a happy retirement

You've missed me haven't you. Exhausted after the Summer Olympics I went on a blogging sabbatical while I contemplated retirement. Luckily for you I'm still here and will return to the regular blogging business shortly. I still feel the need to tell you what to think and why I am right more than ever. That approach seemed so quaint a year ago, but I've found politicians have begun to take me seriously and are operating with my patented 'unreason' agenda. I need to take credit for this or at least correct their occasional misinterpretation of my philosophy. Better still gain power myself and show people how its really done.

I've realised that my retirement offers the potential of a more interesting life than I had previously envisioned. As the age of 70 approaches I've realised that being the president of the USA is not beyond me. Previously I thought you had to be a politician, but no! All you have to be is unreasonable. I thought you had to be an American, but then I realised all you had to do was lie. Apparently the previous president was from Kenya and the current one is from a different planet.
As the British have shown you can even become Prime Minister without even having to fight an election. Simple - my retirement is now sorted out. I will run a small to medium sized country for a few years.

OK so how to do it? I've been studying May and Trump closely and come up with a 5 point plan.

1. You need an enemy.
Should it be Poles, Mexicans or Muslims? No, they're all taken. In downtown Unreason, shouting about the danger of a massive influx of a pair of quantity surveyors from Cricklewood has not worked. I need a bigger population for everyone to fear. The Normans is the answer. They're basically French and they are everywhere, and they are MAL HOMMES. The French ddin't send us their best people William the Bastard anyone? Repatriate the Normans, block the Channel Tunnel and dig a moat (we already have one, but we just need to make it a bit deeper).

2. You need leather trousers and or a mail order bride.
I am still chafing after a misguided 10 minutes in the changing rooms at Top Shop after tussling with a pair of leather trousers. It gave the term rawhide a whole new meaning. So an advert in Autocar Magazine for a low mileage wife, recent model, preferably white should do the trick.

3. You need to disparage anybody who has a sensible opinion.
In our museum I have even taken to calling the visitors our 'so called public'.

5. Rig the election
I've started practising by looking for obituaries in the Unreason Bugle and signing the names I find into our museum visitor book to inflate the numbers. Next step I will register them as electors and when I stand in the local by election it will be the Day of the Living Dead all over again. I've set a target of 3 million. That should be enough (population of Unreason 15,874).

5. Come up with a catchy slogan
I've got 2. 'Lets make Unreasonableness great again' and 'UNREASON MEANS UNREASON'

My future is assured, lets hope there is still a world for me to run when my plan comes together.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

EU Referendum Update July 2016

The dust has settled on the EU referendum and the events can be summarised quite easily.

Overall the UK voted to leave, although distinct areas and countries voted to remain.

This caused some political upheaval, which has now become clearer

UKIP - the main leaver left.

Meanwhile in the Conservatives the main remainers left along with all the leavers. That left the remaining remainer insisting that leaving means leaving. She then got the leavers back in to help us leave. Whilst doing this she talked to Scotland who wanted to remain, to persuade them to remain whilst joining in leaving.

In the Labour Party the remainer remains despite efforts to get him to leave by other remainers.

For the Lib Dems the remainers insist leaving means remaining, although nobody is listening to them.

In the country some leavers now want to remain, and many remainers now want to leave the country.

In Europe they want us to remain but insist we should leave as soon as possible.




So where does that leave museums? They want to remain, but will be forced to leave, whilst hoping that the contacts remain, even though the European funding will leave.


Chief BBC political analyst Laura Kuenssberg assessment of the situation is as follows
You put your left arm in
your right arm out 
In, out, in, out, 
You shake it all about.  
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about...
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,...




Friday, 24 June 2016

A Briton's EU Elegy


The church bell tolls the knell of parting way,

       The defeated man climbs slowly o'er the gate,

The Briton homeward plods his weary way,

       And leaves Europe for darkness due to hate.



Now fades the glimm'ring future on the night,

       And all the air a solemn stillness holds,

Save where UKIP man preens his droning spite,

      As lousy thinking doth infect the polls;



Save us from yonder lonely tow'r

      The moping spirit tabloid to the mass complain

And so, Britannia finds her secret bow'r,

      Returns to her ancient solitary reign.


For Cameron no more number 10's hearth shall burn,

       The tired PM shows his evening care:

84 Tories write to save their sire's concern,

      Or vie to have his envied role to share.



Beneath that rugged hair, that blonded shade,

     Heaves Boris Johnson's mould'ring heap,

Is in his narrow mind for ever laid,

       The rude leaver of Europe, asleep.



That breezy call in a Scottish Morn,

    The Sturgeon twitt'ring from the stone-built stead,

The crow's shrill clarion, or her echoing horn,

     No more shall Union keep Scots from their EU bed.



Oft did Ireland to their violence yield,

     Their divided soul the cycle had been broke;

How quickly will they take their guns to wield!

    As borders rise and calls to unite occur in one stroke!



The day with markets in sad array

    The currency's downward path we saw it borne.

Approach with dread where the economy will lay,

    Grav'd on the stone where we will mourn.



Here he rests his head upon the lap of Earth

    A hostage to Fortune and to Fame unknown.

Fair Albion frown'd on EU's worth,

    And Melancholy mark'd him for her own.



Never has Thomas Grey's Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard seemed so apt and poignant
on this sad day

Saturday, 9 April 2016

Brexit - Museums Out!

Over the next couple of weeks I will be presenting the rational arguments for leaving or staying in the European Union from an independent museum perspective. I am going to ignore the Museums Association poll that indicates 97% of members think UK museums would be better off in the EU (http://www.museumsassociation.org/museums-journal/news/01032016-would-uk-museums-be-better-off-in-or-out-of-the-eu) . Instead I will step outside the front doors of the museum, step blinking into the sunshine and find out what the outside world is thinking. This week - why we should leave. I have taken the source of my reasoning from the Better Off Out campaign website (http://www.betteroffout.net). Better Off Out was founded in 2006 by The Freedom Association and they have put forward 10 reasons why we should leave (shown in bold) which I have annotated to help museums decide what it means for them.

1. Freedom to make stronger trade deals with other nations.
More loans from the Smithsonian and less loans from the Louvre

2. Freedom to spend UK resources presently through EU membership in the UK to the advantage of our citizens.
Money for museums will be as abundant in the future as now (feel free to give a hollow laugh at this point). 

3. Freedom to control our national borders.
I will still have the keys to the museum's front door, but the lock might now be made in China

4. Freedom to restore Britain’s special legal system.
Freedom to bring back the stocks for OAPs demanding a discount in the shop

5. Freedom to deregulate the EU’s costly mass of laws.
Hoorah, I'm bringing back bent bananas for the cafe, will sell eggs by the dozen in the shop, bring back cleavage to the barmaids at our real ale festival, and may my swedes be turnips for evermore in the farm shop

6. Freedom to make major savings for British consumers.
No free entry for tourists, and a new 'Are you local?' discount

7. Freedom to improve the British economy and generate more jobs.
Dear Santa, I would like a new marketing manager, assistant curator, outreach officer, front of house manager (+3 staff) and a p.a. please.

8. Freedom to regenerate Britain’s fisheries.
Probably of use to the Grimsby Fishing Heritage Centre; less useful to my museum, but if the cost of a haddock and chips at my local chippy gets cheaper I'm all for it

9. Freedom to save the NHS from EU threats to undermine it by harmonising healthcare across the EU, and to reduce welfare payments to non-UK EU citizens.
I don't want barber shop quartets serenading me while having my annual check up from my proctologist.

10. Freedom to restore British customs and traditions.
Given that we still do cheese rolling, bog snorkling and Morris dancing. Is it time to bring back conkers, cock fighting, bear baiting, anti-semitism and primae noctis.

The future's bright and the future's British.