Ideal Gift for a Curator?

It's the curator's birthday next week and I was looking for something inspirational that challenges his/her* way of thinking. So I searched for 'entrepreneurial gifts' on the internet and came across www.startupvitamins.com purveyor of trite/inspirational soundbites in physical form. A quick perusal of their merchandise revealed this gem. If nothing else, if the curator follows this mantra it will free up some space in our stores.

I've not seen him/her for many months and to be honest I've forgotten