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Rome built a great empire by killing all those who opposed them. Those they could not kill they built a wall to keep them out.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Management
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
A manager who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Prioritisation
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
Digitisation
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.Teamwork
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Never under estimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Time Management
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
We waste time so you don't have to
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Interpretation
Plagiarism saves time.Inspiration
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away
The beatings will continue until morale improves
The beatings will continue until morale improves
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break
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